i love the way your eyes say 'i love you'
but your mouth says 'stay the heck away from me'.
because curse words aren't your style.
and neither is telling the truth.
i always wanted a British accent.
it might have been because i liked the way they pronounced alumin(i)um,
or how they used silly words like snog and cheerio.
mostly though, it was because at least something about me would be unique.
but foreign things aren't nearly cool enough for you.
except, of course, for a certain French activity we both enjoy.
let's have tea and talk of stupid things like w e a t h e r and l o v e.